The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.