The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening to other people talk about their experiences, from listening to Bill Hicks or reading Terrence McKenna or Aldous Huxley and Timothy Leary. But there's always some dumb cop out there who says "We don't need another legal drug and there's psychological addiction and blah blah blah."

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.