Houston Alexander is for real!

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.

People love to see people fall.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.