It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

I love coming to D.C. I think it's a very unusual city. It's so fascinating that it's this weird place that everything thinks of as the capital of the country, there is so much international business, political stuff that is connected to that part of the country that it has a very charred atmosphere.

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.