A unicorn is a donkey from the future

Houston Alexander is for real!

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.