The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.