People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.