People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society.