Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society.

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.