I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.