Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.