If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.
Be the hero of your own story.
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.
People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.