The beautiful thing about podcasting is it's just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet. It can be obnoxious. It almost has no definitive form. In that sense it's one of the best ways to explore an idea, and certainly much less limiting than trying to express the same idea in stand up comedy. For some ideas stand up is best, but it's really, really nice to have podcasts as well.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.