My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening to other people talk about their experiences, from listening to Bill Hicks or reading Terrence McKenna or Aldous Huxley and Timothy Leary. But there's always some dumb cop out there who says "We don't need another legal drug and there's psychological addiction and blah blah blah."

["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind