My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu