I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.

The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.