I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

When I started out I was definitely more traditional. It was 1988. Everyone was doing the Jerry Seinfeld.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."