I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.

Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"