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When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did.

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.