I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.

We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.