I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.