I love coming to D.C. I think it's a very unusual city. It's so fascinating that it's this weird place that everything thinks of as the capital of the country, there is so much international business, political stuff that is connected to that part of the country that it has a very charred atmosphere.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains the strongest language and material content imaginable," but, believe it or not, I still get complaints. People want you to be what they want you to be. If they see you on TV and that's what they like, they want you to be EXACTLY like that when they see you live. And if you're not, some of them get upset.

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we're evolving as a race.