If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains the strongest language and material content imaginable," but, believe it or not, I still get complaints. People want you to be what they want you to be. If they see you on TV and that's what they like, they want you to be EXACTLY like that when they see you live. And if you're not, some of them get upset.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.