If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

I did a lot of crazy gigs man. I hosted a Jack and Jill strip club in Woonsocket Rhode Island which is this tiny depressing fishing town, all Portuguese immigrants and it's just a humorless, dark town.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

I always do that at the end of shows, like a Q&A session. First of all it lets people know that this isn't some preprogrammed, press-play show where I have to say the exact same words in the exact same order. That's part of the thing with live comedy is that people like the fun aspect of it and I enjoy the taking questions part.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.