If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you.