Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

You could smell my ass from mars.