Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.