Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.
We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.
So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.
Houston Alexander is for real!