That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.

Houston Alexander is for real!

I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.