That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"