Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

["Faggot"] is a great word! The whole thing about language is, it's supposed to be broadcasting your intentions. These are my intentions and these words broadcast my feelings. If all of a sudden you have forbidden words that doesn't make the intent any better. It's just appeasing sensitive people.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.