Despite all the advancements in science, and all things about religion that are disproved it still marches on. The bottom line is that the only real, absolutely provable answers about life and our place in the universe are provided by science, and religion has been holding down science since day one.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.