I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.