I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where they don't have many comedy clubs where they are organizing more comedy nights in bars. I just think this is a fantastic time for stand up.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually you get to express your real personality.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.