I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.