I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.

Be the hero of your own story.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.