I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

I have this thing built into my contract that the club has to put up a sign that says my act "contains the strongest language and material content imaginable," but, believe it or not, I still get complaints. People want you to be what they want you to be. If they see you on TV and that's what they like, they want you to be EXACTLY like that when they see you live. And if you're not, some of them get upset.

Houston Alexander is for real!

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.