You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.