The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.