The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.