The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.