The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.