I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
Dying is the last thing I will ever do.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.