What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.

I don't want to hurt people.

Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And it’s also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that we’re not so sure about.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family - it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner; everyone knows everyone and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to sit.

No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.