I was definitely prepared for it to be slower, and it has not worked out that way in any shape or form. I'm grateful as a comedian, and slightly demoralized, occasionally, as a human being - those two things are always very different.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.