I was definitely prepared for it to be slower, and it has not worked out that way in any shape or form. I'm grateful as a comedian, and slightly demoralized, occasionally, as a human being - those two things are always very different.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.