I was definitely prepared for it to be slower, and it has not worked out that way in any shape or form. I'm grateful as a comedian, and slightly demoralized, occasionally, as a human being - those two things are always very different.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.

Net neutrality: The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are 'featuring Sting,'

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.