Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.
People are friendlier in New York than London.
I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.
There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.
The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.