The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.