You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.
John OliverThere are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience canโt hurt you anymore when youโve been completely dismantled.
John OliverThere's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.
John Oliver