Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.

I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.