By any rational metric, I am boring.
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.
Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.