I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

Americans just don't understand dry wit.