There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.

I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I thought I could do an American accent until I tried it in front of an American - the expression of horror is still burnt onto my retinas.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.