There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated that badly, that politely. We did far worse things than you can possibly dream of, but we did it with that certainly gentlemanly swagger... Dreadfully sorry, but we seem to have crushed your entire continent's infrastructure. Allow me to make it up to you by offering you a job 4,000 miles away. No, no, I insist.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.