I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.