People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.