Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.
I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.
People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.
You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.