When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.
John OliverPeople are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.
John OliverThe British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.
John OliverEvery empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
John Oliver