People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.

My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of someone from Birmingham, and then I was raised in Bedford, which is just north of London. So my accent, if it's possible, makes even less sense to a Brit than to an American.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.