There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I thought I could do an American accent until I tried it in front of an American - the expression of horror is still burnt onto my retinas.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.