News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.
You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.
You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.
Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.