There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.

You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.