Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.

The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.