Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.