Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.

You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'