When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.
John OliverSometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
John OliverHaving a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.
John OliverEvery empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
John Oliver