Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.
If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.
If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.
Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.
You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'