I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!

I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I thought I could do an American accent until I tried it in front of an American - the expression of horror is still burnt onto my retinas.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.