You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'

Americans just don't understand dry wit.

If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.