I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
John OliverOne thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
John OliverI think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.
John OliverI think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
John Oliver