Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following [the minor] and choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared you can shoot the minor to death, and the state of Florida will say, 'Well, look: you did what you could.'