Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I thought I could do an American accent until I tried it in front of an American - the expression of horror is still burnt onto my retinas.

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.