People are friendlier in New York than London.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.