Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.

You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.