Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

I was definitely prepared for it to be slower, and it has not worked out that way in any shape or form. I'm grateful as a comedian, and slightly demoralized, occasionally, as a human being - those two things are always very different.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.