I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.
You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.
There is no greater anesthetic than sport.
Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.
By any rational metric, I am boring.
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.