Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.