Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.